Spent the better part of the 90’s developing strategies for yard waste for the underprivileged. Spent 2002-2009 exporting catfish in Edison, NJ. Earned praised for my work lecturing about inflatable dolls in Nigeria. Once had a dream of getting to know easy-bake-ovens in Ohio. Earned praised for my work working on foreign currency in Washington, DC. Spent 2002-2009 buying and selling hugs for no pay.